Thursday, 19 March 2009

#43 - How to get fat in 5 easy steps

Step one, suddenly decide to drink chocolate milk

Step two, realize you have no chocolate milk and take out the normal milk and a bottle of hersheys chocolate sauce 

Step three, squirt chocolate sauce till you can no longer see the base of the cup (if you really wanna get fat get a supah big cup and just keep squirting that hersheys chocolate sauce)

Step four, mix it altogether and take out that awesome whipped cream and use as much as u want

Step five, drink it all up and don't do anything productive for the whole day 

Lolz

Don't like chocolate milk? Then too bad, you is stupid :)

Or you could buy the awesome 'Sara Lee' chocolate bavarian swirl cake (drooooll) and put whipped cream on that too and eat till your hearts content <3

If you don't like that then you worse than stupid.

I baked double chocolate chip cookies yesterday too! Just keep eating that and I can guarantee you, you will be fat like me in no time flat :P

Ciao4Now