Step two, realize you have no chocolate milk and take out the normal milk and a bottle of hersheys chocolate sauce
Step three, squirt chocolate sauce till you can no longer see the base of the cup (if you really wanna get fat get a supah big cup and just keep squirting that hersheys chocolate sauce)
Step four, mix it altogether and take out that awesome whipped cream and use as much as u want
Step five, drink it all up and don't do anything productive for the whole day
Lolz
Don't like chocolate milk? Then too bad, you is stupid :)
Or you could buy the awesome 'Sara Lee' chocolate bavarian swirl cake (drooooll) and put whipped cream on that too and eat till your hearts content <3
If you don't like that then you worse than stupid.
I baked double chocolate chip cookies yesterday too! Just keep eating that and I can guarantee you, you will be fat like me in no time flat :P
Ciao4Now