Philip-o Ooi Jun Qiang!
I've known you for, erm... *counts years in head* 6 years including this year! But, we only got to know each other in std 6. When you annoyed the shit out of me. Ah, all's well that ends well I suppose. So, just a few things before you venture off into 15-year old-hood dome(wadafa, is that even a friggin word?! :P)
1. Please, Bring your own stationary
2. Please, Remember your own homework.
3. Please, Stop taking my lip balm and sniffing it as if it's some sort of drug and smearing some of it on your hand to smell it whenever you want (same goes to Brian, Kah Long, Brandon, Ivan and Gao Jye you freaks)
4. Please, Stay at the height you are now.
5. Please, Act your age :P
6. Please, Never stop being my best friend (after my girls ofcourse ;] )
7. Please, Never ever ever eveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer stop putting up with me and my insane ways, loving me for who I am, and sticking with me through thick and thin!!!!!
8. But please, do stop making bad jokes :)
Lots of Love and Great wishes on your birthday! :)